Thursday, July 23, 2009

Calorines In Chicken Chow Mein

Montequinto

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Which Way To Drive The Motorcycle In Poptropica

The incredible story of the fish he wanted to be an astronaut is




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The July 21, 1969 at 2:56 am (UTC World Time), exactly 40, the team of Buzz Aldrin , Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins crowned with success the mission of Apollo 11 going to our satellite.
Armstrong and Aldrin, pilots Eagle , were responsible explore and set foot on the Moon, while Collins waited patiently in orbit in the command module Columbia . Perhaps

imbued with the charm of the lunar embujo, last night my fish Flotín jumped out of the tank.
may be that this was not enough for him and thought he had lived long enough to see what was beyond your little bubble of glass. Anyway

and wherever you are, as I watch your tank empty, I hope you find what you're looking for and I wish you luck, dear Flotín ...

Astronaut - Tony Leblanc

Minor Earth, the more sky - A-ha

Goodbye cruel world - Ariel Roth




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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Oblivion Undressing Npc

Jacko



And there are a geek who has put the entry in wikipedia:

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson


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Thursday, June 4, 2009

New Adult Film In Hindi Blog Spot



Rest in peace, small grasshoppers ...

Thursday, May 14, 2009

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rulando dead by Sevilla






Friday, March 27, 2009

Pakistani Makeup Artist In Usa

bald Duel (vs. Ibañez. Juanka) Cara



Let's give some joy to the body Macarena, which is the best therapy (I say no? That I'm not going to be the Pantoja singing "That ship sailing)

wanted to hang this picture some time ago, but hey, you know ... between one thing and another ... besides I had to attend symposia where I had to give lectures in favor of condom use sinful, save kittens up in a tree, rescue infants from burning buildings, to satisfy the sexual needs of women very attractive and burning and such ... Anyway, the usual.

This week was held the day of Down syndrome (trisomy 21 and that) and turns out mr. Ibañez is doing a signing by Spain Tourné collecting specimens and paste the benefits of their sales to associations of children with this syndrome so fucked.
I learned that land would come to Seville and was going to do a petition in Camas Correquetefour (a town near Seville). Swift and fast I went with some friends and my nephew to see the man I learned to read in my younger days ... Therefore I came second in the queue.

Anyway, that's duel bald ... Francisco would win because but mine is smooth and shiny, his is more veteran and keeps things cool inside.

From my earliest childhood I was going to Gypsies (the raster) and bought some comics to the weight of durum and I read the classics of Spiderman, Peter Leak and Otilio, 13 Rue of the Barnacle, Manolón truck driver, Carpanta, Petra , Zipi and Zape, Vazquez, Carpet Veto, Gu, Professor tragacanth and kind of horror, Gilda's sisters, Anacleto and more ... to the journals of my sisters (Lily) who were a mariconada, but I still read them.

Occasionally you hear the gentle voice of my mother saying, "Boy give me one of those old comics pa 'put them on the floor, to be painted "
To which I with all the affection with which he can respond to a mother say," Mom ... I'll give you a landmark 'asynchronous' big. Use the newspaper Montequinto, shosho ... "I

stirred uneasily in the sheets thinking" What I gave him to Ibanez? because it is not plan to go with empty hands. "

front Before my encounter with genius, I read an interview , which said that Ibanez does not like computers, which uses old-style brushes and his passions are his grandchildren, who loves handmade things ...
My friends told me "Give a canutitos Mortadelo with these "and I thought pa 'what ... if he can do a better Mortadelo I sleep. Best gift you something I do well, yes, for him and his grandchildren.

In Image 1 and 2 can see a little gift I asked Francisco.
The 3 is entitled "A incunable!" which is the phrase that released Mortadelo Francisco when he saw my 25 year anniversary on the table.

The truth is that much ilu him and gave him a total set of Bubble Bobble most other Pac-Man for a fridge and a Space Invaders keychains from shining in the darkness, material provided by Hamalorios (estate proud buck).

And then I left which boats hitting schoolgirl ovarian seething after watching the Backstreet Boys ... ains: D


www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkiPGRgfCIM

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great day Photos

Francisco Ibañez Buenafuente

Francisco Another interview Ibañez

And more about Ibanez ... it is not missing

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How Long Do Viruses Last

debris, man-welt

I

Face Rubble, the "Man-Roncha"
the bad milk, bad host Live in person on cartoons
rummaging through garbage
and when I go down the street, people get scared I'm prepared pa

great vengeance
with war paint, machete and spear
There will be no place to hide
pus Drink my bloody welt ...

I hear voices telling me what to do
am the chosen one to meet the mission
mission
The Lord gives me kill my hives of indigestion

Atheists, sinners, heretics and blasphemers
will not seek to hide nowhere
Nowhere in the world, and dying
die
will go to hell I'm

Face Rubble Man-Roncha, Man-Roncha ... Rubble Face

Roncha'm the Man-, Man-Roncha ...

And if your destination is bump on my way ...
bad luck ... Cousin! Interesting


inscrutable are the ways of the Lord Almighty
I have become the avenging angel punch
indecent

years about people undesirable moral dirty
faileth them defecating
spit spit deadly acid green, highly toxic to
trap the soul of the evil

lust, debauchery, bitch, bitch I'm the prophet
crappy pimp looking bump
I'm open, highly infected I am the plague
feet

battered life dissected in a slingshot Palomino
tattooed slut fucking
your life and there is no place to hide
drink the pus from my bleeding welt! Rubble Face


Roncha'm the Man-, Man-Roncha ... Rubble Face

Roncha'm the Man-, Man-Roncha ...

And if your destination is bump on my way ...
bad luck ... Cousin!

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Monday, March 16, 2009

First Audition Free Movie

Too bad I are laying the 29 ...

Solution Neti Pot Colloidal Silver

What to do when you have insomnia



A1 - The beginning
A2 - Do the jerk Imitate the dolls in your room
A3 - Chat with your imaginary friend
A4 - Water the pots
B1 - Make the Viking as the photo catches the foot before you realize that the webcam has a timer
B2 - Call by B3
shoe phone - Make an old magic trick
B4 - Work
teleoperator C1 - C2
Read a book - Make the Indian (South American)
C3 - Frown "I still have dreams"
C4 - Challenge to a duel death to your enemies
D1 - Perform breath test
D2 - Making the Rubik's Cube
D3 - shit on the dead who invented the fucking bucket
D4 - Conquer a desert island
E1 - E2
Becoming pear - mature
E3 - See a good movie
E4 - Discovering the perpetrator
F1 - Order your Tupperware
Hama Beads F2 - Steve Wonder
Imitating F3 - Upload your photos on Flickr
F4 - And if none of that works, documented. ..
G1 - Now! Bedtime.
G2 - Until tomorrow friends!
G3 - ...
G4 - ZZZZZZZZ

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Are The Black Bits In Verrucas The Roots?

2011 UPDATED NEW CRIMINAL CODE TRAFFIC SURVEY




Content CRIMINAL CODE

Type Version: Ultima Version Of: 18.03.2010
Home Effective: 18.03.2010
Last Modified: 20,427
18.MAR.2010
Law
accompanying Message from the Government this Penal Code Book I


TITLE I

On Crimes and the circumstances which exempt from criminal liability, mitigated or exacerbated
1. Of crimes
2. Paragraph 2 repealed
3. The circumstances that mitigate criminal responsibility
4. Given the circumstances that aggravate the criminal liability
5. Given the circumstances that mitigate or aggravate the criminal liability according
nature of crime and accidents

TITLE II
Of those responsible for crimes


TITLE III
on penalties

1. Of sentences in general
2. Classification of penalties
3. The limits, nature and effects of punishment
4. Nature and effect of some penalties
4. The application of penalties
Table Demonstration Application Table penalties
practice the above rules
5. The execution of penalties and enforcement

TITLE IV
Of the penalties incurred by those who break the sentences and those convicted offenders for re

1. Of sentences in incurred by those who break the sentences
2. The penalties incurred for a conviction which offend again


TITLE V Extinction of criminal liability


Book II CRIMES AND CRIMES AND THEIR PUNISHMENT SIMPLE


TITLE I
Crimes and misdemeanors against national security and sovereignty



TITLE II crimes and misdemeanors against the internal security of the State
TITLE III
Crimes and misdemeanors which affect the rights guaranteed by the Constitution
1 . Of crimes concerning the exercise of political rights and freedom of the press
2. Crimes and misdemeanors relating to the exercise of religion permitted in the Republic
3. Crimes and misdemeanors against the freedom and security, committed by individuals
4. Of the wrongs inflicted by government officials to the rights guaranteed by the Constitution

TITLE IV
Crimes and misdemeanors against the public trust, of counterfeiting, false testimony and perjury

1.
counterfeit currency 2. The falsification of credit of the state, municipalities, public establishments, corporations or banks duly authorized issue
3. Of counterfeit stamps, punches, dies, trademark, stamped paper, stamps, postage, etc
4. Of falsification of public documents or genuine
5. Counterfeiting of private instruments
6. Of counterfeit passports, weapons carriage and certificates 7. Of the falsehoods expressed in the process and perjury
8. The illegal practice of a profession and the usurpation of functions or names

TITLE V
Crimes and misdemeanors committed by public employees in the performance of their duties

1. Advance and misuse of public office extension
2. Illegal appointments
3. Usurpation of powers
4. Prevarication
5. Misappropriation of public funds
6. Fraud and extortion
7. Infidelity in the custody of documents
8. Violation of secrecy
9. Bribery
9 bis. Bribery of foreign public officials
10. Resistance and disobedience
11. Denial of distress and abandonment of employment. .
12. Particular abuses
13. General provision

TITLE VI
Crimes and misdemeanors against order and public security committed by individuals

1. Attacks against the authority
1 bis. Attacks and threats against prosecutors of criminal prosecutors and public defenders
2.
2 a public disorder. The obstruction of the investigation
3. The breaking of seals
4. Of pregnancies brought to the execution of public works 5. Crimes and misdemeanors of suppliers
6. For violations of the laws and regulations relating to lotteries, gambling and loan pledges and misdemeanors
7.Crímenes for industry, commerce and public auctions
8. For violations of the laws and regulations relating to prohibited weapons
9. Offences relating to animal health and plant
10. Unlawful associations
11. Threats of attack against people and property 12. The escape of detainees
13. Of vagrancy and begging
14. Crimes and misdemeanors against the public health
15. The violation of laws or regulations on burials and exhumations
16. Crimes and misdemeanors relating to railroads, telegraph and mail drivers

TITLE VII
crimes and crimes against family order against public morals and against the sexual integrity

1. Abortion
2. Abandonment of children and helpless
3. Crimes and misdemeanors against the civil status of persons
4.
rapture 5. Of rape
6. Of rape and other sexual crimes
7. Provisions common to the two preceding paragraphs
8. Of public outrage public decency
9.
incest 10.
illegal marriage ceremonies
TITLE VIII
crimes and misdemeanors against persons

1. Homicide
2.
infanticide 3. Bodily injury
4.
duel 5. Common provisions of paragraphs I, III and IV of this Part 6. Of slander
7. Of injuries
8. Provisions common to the two preceding paragraphs

TITLE IX
crimes and misdemeanors against property

1. The appropriation of personal property against the will of its owner 0
2. Of robbery with violence or intimidation against persons
3. Of burglary in the things
4.
4 a theft. The rustling
5. Provisions common to the four above
5 bis. In the receiving
6. The usurpation
7. Of the frauds
8. Scams and other deceptions
9. Fire and other damage
10. Of damage
11. General Provisions Title X


Of Book III tort



TITLE I
of the faults



TITLE II Provisions common to the faults

FINAL TITLE
In observance of this Code


laws, decrees and regulations in reference to Criminal Code
CRIMINAL CODE INFORMATION APPENDIX

LAW No. 18,314, DETERMINE YOUR CONDUCT TERRORIST AND FIXED PENALTY.
Amended by Law No. 20,467 dated 08.10.2010.

LAW AMENDING No. 20,467
Law No. 18,314 dated 05.10.2010

determined terrorist behavior and sets penalties.

LAW N º 18,050
Sets general rules for granting pardons individuals

Decree No. 1120
REGULATION OF LAW N º 18,216 ESTABLISHING MEASURES AS ALTERNATIVES TO imprisonment

LAW N º 20,000
ENDORSES THE ILLICIT DRUGS AND PSYCHOTROPIC SUBSTANCES ACT


No. 20,084 ESTABLISHING A SYSTEM OF LIABILITY FOR TEENS FOR VIOLATIONS OF THE CRIMINAL LAW INFORMATION


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Friday, January 2, 2009

Free Pittsburgh Penguins Birthday Invitations

CHILE





PROFESSIONAL LICENSES
Class A1
To drive taxis, collective taxis and similar vehicles. A2
for enabling either taxis, ambulances or public transport motor vehicles and private persons capable of seating ten to seventeen. A3
for enabling either taxis, ambulances, school transport vehicles or motor vehicles of public transport and private persons unlimited seating capacity. A4
simple to drive for the carriage of cargo a gross vehicle weight exceeding 3,500 kilograms or car bomb. A5
To drive car bomb or any type of motorized, single or articulated freight destined for a gross vehicle weight exceeding 3,500 kilograms.

NO BUSINESS LICENSE

Class B To drive motorized three or four wheels for private transportation of persons, with a capacity of up to nine seats, or cargo is a gross vehicle weight of 3,500 kilograms such as automobiles, motocoupés, vans, trucks and vans. These vehicles may only tow a trailer whose weight does not exceed the tare of the motor unit and provided the total weight does not exceed 3,500 kilos.

C
To drive motorized two-or three-wheeled vehicles with fixed or added, such as motorcycles, scooters, mopeds and the like.

D
To drive automotive machinery such as tractors, planters, harvesters, bulldozers, power shovels, loaders, bulldozers, cranes, bulldozers, backhoes, scrapers and the like. E
To conduct animal drawn vehicles, as barouches, cars, floats and the like. SPECIAL LICENSE


Class F
special motor to drive the Armed Forces, Carabineros de Chile, Chile's Investigations Police and Gendarmerie of Chile, not included in previous classes.

















Traffic signs are those signs placed at the roadside or raised above the floor with useful information for drivers, pedestrians and cyclists. Signs

preventive
top are grouped into physical danger. Maximum
danger show to be conducted with extreme caution on certain places because of the danger that there are some very large. Physical
: symbolize certain characteristics of the route, for example: a curve that approaches a tunnel or a bridge.

are divided into three groups:
Regulatory / prescriptive
These are subdivided into: the prohibition, restriction and priority.
Prohibition: symbolize that action can not be determined.
Restriction: are those that indicate the limits of speed, size and weight of vehicles, parking and lane use.
Priority: change or reinforce the priority over who is to go first to a corner or stretch of road. Informative signs


are classified into: urban naming (destinations and distances, characteristics of the road), tourist information and services.
road and urban Nomenclature: report the name and height of the streets and avenues, identify the route in rural areas. They also show the distance remaining to reach a particular location or destination. Features
via: indicates characteristics of the roads or streets, especially changes can have. Tourist information and services, provide useful information for drivers and pedestrians, such as nearby service station, a phone or a restaurant


transient signals are signs warning about the execution of building works track maintenance.


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